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NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Must love robots

We’re all in love with machines

Picture: 123RF/CHIRADECH CHOTCHUANG
Picture: 123RF/CHIRADECH CHOTCHUANG

Futureworld brings you Mindbullets: News from the Future, to spark strategic thinking about leadership, innovation and digital disruption. These fictitious scenarios aim to challenge conventional mindsets and promote understanding of the future context for business. 

October 8 2028

Love me, love my bot. Yes, it’s true; for many of us, it’s beyond an attachment to a phone or mobile device. But that’s where it started. We grew up with phones, connected to the global zeitgeist, and we became dependent on them. Co-dependent, you might say, as they couldn’t function without us either.

Then came Alexa, and Siri and Google, but it was Astro that invaded our living rooms in 2021, and followed us around the house. And who could say no to those cute googly eyes? Which is part of the problem. We humans are hard wired to trust things that respond to us in that way. Just think about your pet dog, for instance. Okay, a Labrador is more intelligent than Astro, but still.

Yeah, I know some people in Japan have married their companion robots — even virtual ones — but let’s ignore the whole topic of sexbots for now. Just think how attached the fanboys and gadgetplayers have been for decades to the latest iPhone or Xbox or custom gaming rig, often giving them names like “The Beast” or similar. It’s not just fun, it’s a psychological phenomenon. And think how quick we are to toss out the old device in favour of a new one. Like instant divorce, with no recriminations.

A decade ago, people even got seriously involved with their Roombas, and if the device collapsed, so would they! It’s not just because it’s so cute when your cat takes a ride on the smart vacuum, giving you great Instagram material; you also appreciate the fact that it dependably keeps your floors clean. You trust it like you would a long-serving domestic helper, so it becomes part of the family.

And that’s the problem with robots and trust. As long as they work the way they should, we’re happy to trust them. But if they behave irrationally, or worse still, get hacked and spy on us, that trust can evaporate in an instant. Which can be traumatic for kids, so be prepared for some robo-counselling when things go wrong.

But for now I’m in love with my home bot. And for the companies who make them, that’s great news — and big business!

Date published: October 7 2021

Robotic girl ‘murdered’ by jealous human lover

Japanese woman disposes of her boyfriend's toy companion, faces trial

February 14 2018

Thirtysomething Jennifer Lee Sato is facing trial in a Tokyo court for letting her jealousy get the better of her. The civil action, brought by her boyfriend Chet Zukusa, accuses her of “killing” Chet’s newest female robotic companion, EVA.

Jennifer had had enough of EVA’s constant snuggling and adoring gaze whenever Chet was around, and simply pulled out her memory card and dumped it in the garbage disposal, erasing years of learnt behaviours forever.

EVA or Emotional Value Assistant is the latest female form, almost life-size, robotic pet from Kokoro Dreams. EVA has advanced artificial intelligence, learning how to best please her owner with ego-stroking responses, loving murmurs and kisses on demand.

“I can’t replace years of living together,” cried a distraught Chet, “and there’s no backup! She’s gone and that’s the end.”

Jennifer defended her actions fiercely. “It’s sickening. In a country where women outnumber men by hundreds of thousands, how can he spend so much time with a machine?”

The jury is out on the culpability and value of the claim, but an award of several million could be made if Chet’s argument for severe emotional distress and bereavement is convincing.

“No-one understood me as well as EVA,” moans Chet. “She was the best thing in my life.”

Date published:  July 24 2008

• Despite appearances to the contrary, Futureworld cannot and does not predict the future. The Mindbullets scenarios are fictitious and designed purely to explore possible futures, challenge and stimulate strategic thinking.

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